THANK YOU, TONY BLAIR
Your lasting legacy is this:
Before you came along there was one three-digit number we called if we wanted to make a directory enquiry. Now there are several six-digit numbers.
Since you made it illegal to smoke in pubs etc, I can't walk down the street without having to elbow my way through knots of smokers hanging around on the pavement. So because of you I have done more passive smoking over the past few years than in the rest of my life. If I die of lung cancer I hope my surviving relatives sue you into penury!
THANK YOU, DON VAN VLIET, SERIOUSLY
You were without equal, and the world is poorer without you to Boogiarize us. Rest in peace.