THANK YOU, TONY BLAIR
Your lasting legacy is this:
Before you came along there was one three-digit number we called if we wanted to make a directory enquiry. Now there are several six-digit numbers.
Since you made it illegal to smoke in pubs etc, I can't walk down the street without having to elbow my way through knots of smokers hanging around on the pavement. So because of you I have done more passive smoking over the past few years than in the rest of my life. If I die of lung cancer I hope my surviving relatives sue you into penury!
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THANK YOU, DON VAN VLIET, SERIOUSLY
You were without equal, and the world is poorer without you to Boogiarize us. Rest in peace.
Love,
M
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